February 2012
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My back hurts. I am blaming Arielle for this.
I own season 1 and 2 of The Office (US). I re-watched them on Netflix and continued. I’m almost done with season 3. I’m mad that I’ve watched some of the newer episodes already. Jazzy and Monica watch with me sometimes. Monica loves Dwight, but I told her he’s my reserve so she needs to back off. Jazzy loves Ryan. And duh, Jim, he’s my favorite.
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January 2012
I want to get married at Hogwarts! Wait, no…maybe proposed to there. Yes. JesseLaceyKevinDevine propose to me there. NOW!
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Don’t throw it up gorda.
– I hate Mario. Haha.
Hey guys, tonight I was social.
I got to spend time with Jessica S. And tomorrow I get to see my Mario, who I haven’t seen since June/July. I am so happy.
What’s the meanest you can be to the one you claim to love And still smile...
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My Fair Wedding.
I’m watching the Cowgirl episode and I love it because I love sunflowers so much and the mason jars hanging from the trees and the ribbons and the mix matched China, which I’ve always wanted. And the menu cards are perfect. And the benches and vintage mixed matched chairs… and I can’t stop crying and all the lights! I wouldn’t want it as country as hers, less...
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Jessica Rose leaves the best voicemails ever:
“I’m trying to introduce you to the whole world of the Lacey family dick.” And I was asleep! But I saw the peen this morning. After laughing my ass off at Jessica’s voicemail. Sammy goes “she’s always talking about guys weenies.” Haha.
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It’s not even 9pm.
I’m in bed.
Goodnight.
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I have a beef to pick!
– I love when my coworkers are upset.
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I would like to take a nap.
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This lady at the gym is laughing so hard. She’s watching Family Fued. She’s got a smokers laugh. She’s so happy. She’s a crackhead. I think her and I will be great friends.
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Funny Or Die Rugrats trailer.