January 2012
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Jessica Rose leaves the best voicemails ever:
“I’m trying to introduce you to the whole world of the Lacey family dick.” And I was asleep! But I saw the peen this morning. After laughing my ass off at Jessica’s voicemail. Sammy goes “she’s always talking about guys weenies.” Haha.
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It’s not even 9pm.
I’m in bed.
Goodnight.
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I have a beef to pick!
– I love when my coworkers are upset.
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I would like to take a nap.
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This lady at the gym is laughing so hard. She’s watching Family Fued. She’s got a smokers laugh. She’s so happy. She’s a crackhead. I think her and I will be great friends.
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Funny Or Die Rugrats trailer.
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I need to stop telling myself I’m going to take it slow with whatever new guy I’m talking to. All I do is lie to myself.
nstar:
Another day, another dollar. Minus taxes and deductions, so it’s really just another 15 cents.
I haven’t been on tumblr in forever. I never have my computer. Jazzy always has it. Or Monica. Or Sammy. Those sonsofbitches need to make the payments on this fucking laptop. But YAY tonight I get to have ME time with it. I reactivated my OKC. I was bored. I’ve started talking to this guy and he isn’t too far. And he recently moved to California. And you know what else is...
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video of Drooly McGee being a chatter box and getting scared by her own fart. It’s at the 0:23 mark. Arielle is such a weirdo.
karenabad:
Moonrise Kingdom — the latest installment in Wes Anderson’s storied directorial repertoire.
And everything is right in the world once again.
Kevin Devine Releases Live Bootleg
propertyofzack:
Kevin Devine played to a sold out crowd on January 7th at Maxwell’s in Hoboken, NJ. NYCTaper has now released an impecable audio bootleg from the show that can be downloaded here. Check out the set list from the show below by clicking “Read More.”
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surisburnbook:
This is a photo of Johnny Depp’s partner, Vanessa, and his daughter, Lily-Rose.
She is twelve.
I’m imagining Julia Roberts’s character from Pretty Woman and Sandy from the end of Grease (you know, the leather pants one) shopping together, and both of them pass this outfit over as inappropriate, particularly for a January day. It seems more like something Lindsay Lohan would...
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myearsherheart:
omgerika:
So is it wrong to say Milk Money was the best film Ed Harris was ever in?
Yes.
i will fight you on the Apollo 13 front,
and Candi will fight you on The Truman Show front.
I love upsetting Brett.
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